Weekly Dispatch · May 25–31, 2026

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The Missing Cap’n and the Return of the Knicks Shoes

A cereal mystery develops at Target while 1999 Allan Houston shoes are recalled for playoff duty.

2 original posts · 3 photos

Originally posted at 1:25 PM

Target has cancelled Cap’n’Crunch? Totally erased! I don’t want more Frosted Flake choices, did Tony “help” remove the Cap? Mainstream is sleeping on this. Does anyone know if the Cap got caught in a scandal or something?

Target has cancelled Cap’n’Crunch?  Totally erased!  I don’t want more Frosted Flake choices,  did Tony “help” remove the Cap?  Mainstream is sleeping on this.  Does anyone know if the Cap got caught in a scandal or something? — item 1 of 2
Target has cancelled Cap’n’Crunch?  Totally erased!  I don’t want more Frosted Flake choices,  did Tony “help” remove the Cap?  Mainstream is sleeping on this.  Does anyone know if the Cap got caught in a scandal or something? — item 2 of 2

Originally posted at 9:15 AM

Dug out my Alan Houston kicks from 1999 to wear for the rest of the run to the championship. They held up pretty good, just a little yellow at the sole.

Dug out my Alan Houston kicks from 1999 to wear for the rest of the run to the championship.  They held up pretty good, just a little yellow at the sole.
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