"Bringing the Latest in Leftcoastlove to the Masses"
Sponsor A Love Child
Your $.80 a day will provide:
- 2 lattes
- 4 hugs
- job counseling (Jamba Juice or Record store clerk)
- delousing
Make a difference!
Classes
Our state of the art education facility offers classes for the fashion impaired and musically unsophisticated. We also have the premier concert usher training program anywhere.
- Fashion
- Music Appreciation
- Usher Training
Medical Center
We have the best collection of medical experts anywhere. They are working tirelessly to find cures for two of the most heinous conditions currently plaguing men.
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Working towards a cure for Cock Block
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Working towards a cure for Broken Monkey Syndrome