Oh my God! I went to see Nikka Costa again here in San Francisco. She is a friggin' rock star. Nikka stirs something in me, but that's another story. Jimmy the Jag was in town for a week of concerts and hanging with leftcoastlove. Here's the rundown on the shows I'm doing in the upcoming weeks:
- Wed Feb 13 - Slayer
- Thurs Feb 14 - Nelly Furtado
- Sun Feb 17 - Busta Rymes
- Wed Feb 20 - Willie Nelson
- Sun Feb 24 - Craig David
- Thur Mar 7 - Gorillaz
Finally I came across this ad on ebay from Albany NY. Help me understand this one.
Asia. Caribbean. Europe. Mexico and Central America. Canada Australasia. South America. See item description for shipping charges.
Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0"
and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your
house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill
you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I
will do this under two conditions:
1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought
the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner
(this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).
Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab
fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide
me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I
will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear
directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to
stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I
will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.
Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It
may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the
day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or
more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or
knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by
you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may
choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling
particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.
Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses
for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.
I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your
valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.
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